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I can live with Covid and “murder hornets,” but this whole “snow in the middle of May” thing is just taking things too far.
I mean, “murder hornets enter stage right” is really jumping the shark amirite?
Preemptive sympathies for their shattered hopes and dreams to whomever the Lions draft.
I will never in my life want to read what you think are the "top tweets" in my timeline and every time you arbitrarily switch my over to that from the chronological timeline I want to fly to San Francisco just to take a piss in your lobby. Stop it.
Love, meAlan Chen@profalankchen
As well it should. https://twitter.com/profalankchen/status/1248661688099848192
The one-spacers have won. Microsoft Word now showing 2 spaces after a period as an error.
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Tag Archives: Humor
[SCENE — UPPER LEVEL OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE FATHER TRYING TO DRESS HIMSELF AND TWO YOUNG SONS MANAGES TO SHOWER AND GET DRESSED, AND GET ELDER SON TO DRESS HIMSELF, AND FINALLY, WITH MUCH STRUGGLING, DRESSES TWO-YEAR-OLD SON] FATHER: Okay, … Continue reading
I am learning that there comes a point in your children’s lives where they start taking things they hear and experience outside of what you thought of as their sphere of influence, and use them in everyday conversation. I realized … Continue reading
I recently read a post that describes some new location-tracking features coming soon to the next iPhone operating system, iOS 7 (which is still in beta). Location tracking isn’t new, but these features apparently keep track of where you go, … Continue reading