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This is very funny.
@janemarielynch @justinbieber @danawhite Justine doesn’t know the history of the Octagon. I do, I studied it!
The Force is strong with this one (read the whole thread.)
my post-art plan is opening a grilled cheese cart. it will serve $1 grilled cheese made with white bread, bulk cheese, bulk butter, and thats it. greasy as hell. no options, no artisan, nothing. there will be no change. you give me $5 youre getting 5, you figure your own life out
“On this week’s episode of ‘Murder, She Researched ...’”
A research librarian and amateur detective helped authorities confirm the identities of murder victims in a decades-old cold case https://t.co/1WAjCIJAgb
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Scenes From a Suburban Household
[SCENE — UPPER LEVEL OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE FATHER TRYING TO DRESS HIMSELF AND TWO YOUNG SONS MANAGES TO SHOWER AND GET DRESSED, AND GET ELDER SON TO DRESS HIMSELF, AND FINALLY, WITH MUCH STRUGGLING, DRESSES TWO-YEAR-OLD SON] FATHER: Okay, … Continue reading
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Tricky Business
I am learning that there comes a point in your children’s lives where they start taking things they hear and experience outside of what you thought of as their sphere of influence, and use them in everyday conversation. I realized … Continue reading
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Big Brother is Watching… and Bored Out of His Mind
I recently read a post that describes some new location-tracking features coming soon to the next iPhone operating system, iOS 7 (which is still in beta). Location tracking isn’t new, but these features apparently keep track of where you go, … Continue reading
