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Load More...I had a lot of wild thoughts about what the future would be like when I was younger, but I’m pretty sure even I wouldn’t have thought of this one…
I have lived long enough to see Fonzie wish Captain Kirk well on his trip to space on my pocket computer.
Ten year old me just exploded.Yep.
(For one previous school, it actually took them *more than one instance* of calling Laura when she was literally in the middle of doing surgery on someone before they realized that we really, really meant that they needed to call me first.) https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/this-is-your-kids-school-and-even-though-the-emergency-contact-form-lists-your-husband-we-need-you-the-momvaccines? no way i’m putting that shit in my body. give me something that can paralyze a horseful of worms please
WEATHER APP: Light rain will begin soon
ACTUAL WEATHER NOW: Thunder, lighting, downpour
#GoodJobThis is how my six-year-old’s stomach seems to work, too…
6YO: Can I eat a cookie?
Me: Finish your dinner first
6YO: My stomach is full except for a circle shaped space
Tag Archives: Humor
Scenes From a Suburban Household
[SCENE — UPPER LEVEL OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE FATHER TRYING TO DRESS HIMSELF AND TWO YOUNG SONS MANAGES TO SHOWER AND GET DRESSED, AND GET ELDER SON TO DRESS HIMSELF, AND FINALLY, WITH MUCH STRUGGLING, DRESSES TWO-YEAR-OLD SON] FATHER: Okay, … Continue reading
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Tricky Business
I am learning that there comes a point in your children’s lives where they start taking things they hear and experience outside of what you thought of as their sphere of influence, and use them in everyday conversation. I realized … Continue reading
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Big Brother is Watching… and Bored Out of His Mind
I recently read a post that describes some new location-tracking features coming soon to the next iPhone operating system, iOS 7 (which is still in beta). Location tracking isn’t new, but these features apparently keep track of where you go, … Continue reading
