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I had a lot of wild thoughts about what the future would be like when I was younger, but I’m pretty sure even I wouldn’t have thought of this one…
I have lived long enough to see Fonzie wish Captain Kirk well on his trip to space on my pocket computer.
Ten year old me just exploded.
(For one previous school, it actually took them *more than one instance* of calling Laura when she was literally in the middle of doing surgery on someone before they realized that we really, really meant that they needed to call me first.) https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/this-is-your-kids-school-and-even-though-the-emergency-contact-form-lists-your-husband-we-need-you-the-mom
vaccines? no way i’m putting that shit in my body. give me something that can paralyze a horseful of worms please
WEATHER APP: Light rain will begin soon
ACTUAL WEATHER NOW: Thunder, lighting, downpour
This is how my six-year-old’s stomach seems to work, too…
6YO: Can I eat a cookie?
Me: Finish your dinner first
6YO: My stomach is full except for a circle shaped space
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