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Load More...I had a lot of wild thoughts about what the future would be like when I was younger, but I’m pretty sure even I wouldn’t have thought of this one…
I have lived long enough to see Fonzie wish Captain Kirk well on his trip to space on my pocket computer.
Ten year old me just exploded.Yep.
(For one previous school, it actually took them *more than one instance* of calling Laura when she was literally in the middle of doing surgery on someone before they realized that we really, really meant that they needed to call me first.) https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/this-is-your-kids-school-and-even-though-the-emergency-contact-form-lists-your-husband-we-need-you-the-momvaccines? no way i’m putting that shit in my body. give me something that can paralyze a horseful of worms please
WEATHER APP: Light rain will begin soon
ACTUAL WEATHER NOW: Thunder, lighting, downpour
#GoodJobThis is how my six-year-old’s stomach seems to work, too…
6YO: Can I eat a cookie?
Me: Finish your dinner first
6YO: My stomach is full except for a circle shaped space
Category Archives: Kids
Tricky Business
I am learning that there comes a point in your children’s lives where they start taking things they hear and experience outside of what you thought of as their sphere of influence, and use them in everyday conversation. I realized … Continue reading
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A Really Useless Engine
Our son is two and a half, and like many toddlers, he enjoys watching the standard toddler/pre-school fare of such TV shows as Yo Gabba Gabba, Dinosaur Train, the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, (God help me) Barney the Dinosaur, and Thomas … Continue reading
