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Hi, everyone. Wearing gloves to the supermarket is not a bad idea if you already happened to have some disposable gloves. However, tossing them on the ground before you get in the car makes you an asshole.2
These are just the ones in parking spaces adjacent to mine yesterday.
The sun is out for about the 5th day in a row here in Michigan and honestly it’s making me suspicious. Somethings’s up.Dave Barry@rayadverb
My favorite part of the new year....
Here's my Year in Review. https://www.miamiherald.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/dave-barry/article238523668.html
This morning I was reminded this morning of an incident this week.
I was laughed at for writing sci-fi/fantasy as an author.
“You do know you’re an adult that lives in the real world don’t you?”
So just to prove a point, retweet if you’re an adult who reads sci-fi/fantasy.
Welcome to Twitter. If you do not have a person who misrepresents your position on a topic, one will be provided to you.
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Author Archives: Geoff Brown
[SCENE — UPPER LEVEL OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE FATHER TRYING TO DRESS HIMSELF AND TWO YOUNG SONS MANAGES TO SHOWER AND GET DRESSED, AND GET ELDER SON TO DRESS HIMSELF, AND FINALLY, WITH MUCH STRUGGLING, DRESSES TWO-YEAR-OLD SON] FATHER: Okay, … Continue reading
I am learning that there comes a point in your children’s lives where they start taking things they hear and experience outside of what you thought of as their sphere of influence, and use them in everyday conversation. I realized … Continue reading
A guy in Detroit had a heart attack, and, as you might expect, called 911. And, as you might also expect, one of the EMTs did CPR on the guy while the other one drove. But then, in the middle … Continue reading
I recently read a post that describes some new location-tracking features coming soon to the next iPhone operating system, iOS 7 (which is still in beta). Location tracking isn’t new, but these features apparently keep track of where you go, … Continue reading
Our son is two and a half, and like many toddlers, he enjoys watching the standard toddler/pre-school fare of such TV shows as Yo Gabba Gabba, Dinosaur Train, the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, (God help me) Barney the Dinosaur, and Thomas … Continue reading