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No company runs and hides from social media like a wireless provider in an outage. Why not be proactive? Otherwise, customers think it's just them and overload call centers unnecessarily. https://t.co/CCqqr5TA0O
5-year-old: Can I wear my Halloween costume?
5: Why not?
Me: It's not Halloween.
5: That's what you said yesterday.
me: what do you want for dinner?
my kids: let's be clear about this. whatever you want to make us, we don't want it.
It occurs to me that me teaching my son how to fold laundry is like a blind, epileptic monkey teaching someone how to perform neurosurgery.
I guess I should just come clean: that chicken/taco/pizza thing actually looks pretty good to me. To eat, I mean. Not to make—too many steps. Do what you need to do, friends.
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Author Archives: Geoff Brown
[SCENE — UPPER LEVEL OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE FATHER TRYING TO DRESS HIMSELF AND TWO YOUNG SONS MANAGES TO SHOWER AND GET DRESSED, AND GET ELDER SON TO DRESS HIMSELF, AND FINALLY, WITH MUCH STRUGGLING, DRESSES TWO-YEAR-OLD SON] FATHER: Okay, … Continue reading
I am learning that there comes a point in your children’s lives where they start taking things they hear and experience outside of what you thought of as their sphere of influence, and use them in everyday conversation. I realized … Continue reading
A guy in Detroit had a heart attack, and, as you might expect, called 911. And, as you might also expect, one of the EMTs did CPR on the guy while the other one drove. But then, in the middle … Continue reading
I recently read a post that describes some new location-tracking features coming soon to the next iPhone operating system, iOS 7 (which is still in beta). Location tracking isn’t new, but these features apparently keep track of where you go, … Continue reading
Our son is two and a half, and like many toddlers, he enjoys watching the standard toddler/pre-school fare of such TV shows as Yo Gabba Gabba, Dinosaur Train, the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, (God help me) Barney the Dinosaur, and Thomas … Continue reading