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No company runs and hides from social media like a wireless provider in an outage. Why not be proactive? Otherwise, customers think it's just them and overload call centers unnecessarily. https://twitter.com/freep/status/1184905439571525634
Verizon outage affecting Michigan customers, leading to missed calls, texts http://rssfeeds.freep.com/~/607899772/0/freep/home~Verizon-outage-affecting-Michigan-customers-leading-to-missed-calls-texts/
5-year-old: Can I wear my Halloween costume?
Me: No.
5: Why not?
Me: It's not Halloween.
5: That's what you said yesterday.me: what do you want for dinner?
my kids: let's be clear about this. whatever you want to make us, we don't want it.It occurs to me that me teaching my son how to fold laundry is like a blind, epileptic monkey teaching someone how to perform neurosurgery.
Monthly Archives: April 2017
Scenes From a Suburban Household
[SCENE — UPPER LEVEL OF A SUBURBAN HOUSE FATHER TRYING TO DRESS HIMSELF AND TWO YOUNG SONS MANAGES TO SHOWER AND GET DRESSED, AND GET ELDER SON TO DRESS HIMSELF, AND FINALLY, WITH MUCH STRUGGLING, DRESSES TWO-YEAR-OLD SON] FATHER: Okay, … Continue reading
