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The amount of cookies I’ve watched the Cookie Monster waste with his bullshit chewing makes me sick
Daughter: can I have cake?
Me: i’m sorry cake is not a breakfast food.
Me: now eat your chocolate chip pancakes and blueberry muffin.
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