Well, it seems the former Oklahoma judge who was accused of using a "male enhancement device" in open court while on the bench (see here and here for my for reports about this) has been convicted of indecent exposure.
And, in an almost "Law & Order"-style twist, the prosecutor made this disturbing presentation during closing arguments:
[Special prosecutor Pattye] High took off her jacket, picked up the pump and said, “You have been told by the defense this pump is broken.“Well it is not broken,” she said, and she took off her jacket and put the end of the plastic cylinder that allegedly had contained Thompson’s penis to her arm.
High squeezed the handle of the pump and the vacuum created began to suck the skin of her arm into the plastic chamber.
She dramatically dropped the pump handle device, demonstrating the vacuum was strong enough that it clung to her arm.
“See folks, it really does work,” she said.
Not sure I'd have been in a big hurry to stick that thing on my arm.
(Via How Appealing)
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