Wonder no longer. Fellow TopFive List contributor, Reid Kerr, has this "Sliding Scale of Celebrity Coolness" to help us all figure it out. The scale assigns point values to celebrity conduct, such as couch-jumping and Scientology-touting, to name just a few:
- Give birth in Namibia: -1 pt
- Give birth in Narnia: +2 pts
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- Be in a Ron Howard movie: +2 pts
- Be in a Clint Howard movie: -2 pts
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- Publicly state your Scientologist beliefs: -2 pt
- Jump up and down on Oprah's couch: -3 pts
- Pretend to conceive a child to squelch gay rumors: -4 pts
Well, you get the idea. It's certainly more entertaining that watching "Entertainment Tonight."




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